Iron Horse

I was looking at the sign for the Iron Horse Pub with its "Pub by Day - Club by Night" slogan and it struck me that it is very much like being a super hero. A secret identity (except it is not so much of a secret).

Maybe I should try that. A secret identity. Or rather - is there a secret super hero trapped inside me fighting to get out?

I am Limping Man. Prowling the streets with a sore foot seeking justice for the other people who limp.

I am Blinking Man. Sore dry eyes that distract people while I do something stupendous.

I am Boring Man. I put the evil-doers to sleep and then slink off into the darkness of night.

Or rather into the light of day because no more night shifts for me.