Secret Shoe Repair Rituals

No talk about the weather today (even though this morning was sunny turning to snow this afternoon).

Where does one go to become a Cobbler? Are there special Cobbler Schools? The University of Shoes? Cobbler U.?

And is there a secret society of Cobblers? Like the Masons but even more secret and sinister? Maybe it is not the Ancient Free and Accepted Masons who rule the world? Maybe they are mere underlings to the true rulers. The Order of Cobblers.

They too have a ritual murders. Instead of just hanging you from a bridge, they leave you hanging with your mouth stuffed full of a certain deep-dish fruit dessert.