Wagons Ho!

Pickin' up a passenger in every town,
Wonderin' if he's ever gonna shoot you down.
Lookin' for a pal,
ain't it a pity,
Lookin' for a gal,
needn't be pretty
If she'll ride on the Wagon Train.

Yeah, I am old enough to have watched Wagon Train on television when I was a wee lad. I liked westerns back then. Still do, kind of.

Looking at the lyrics, I realised one thing hasn't changed.

Gotta watch those hitch hikers.