What the World Needs
I have a plan to save the world from opinionated self-serving whackos who think they have all the answers and we need to fall in line with their beliefs and live as they live and believe what they believe and worship as they worship.
We all should wear goofy hats. Who can criticise others when they are dress to kill with laughter? I insist everyone do as I say and get a goofy hat. You can even pray to it in private.
Oops. I think I just slipped into whackoness.
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Damn Straight! And the added bonus of a goofy hat is it helps the citizens of the cold world keep healthy.
Not to mention it adds to the economic well being of the sheep and llama farmers and single women who make their living from the manufacture of these goofy hats.
Goofy hats can also act as a disguise if you have been up to no good and they will also act as brain protection in case of slip and falls or battle royales between warring religions and opinions.
But I still think the ultimate head covering is the burka...for it equalizes the masses. No special treatment for the rich, the old, and no poor treatment for the ugly, poor and poxed.
Since I fall into "the old, and no poor treatment for the ugly, poor and poxed" I guess a burka is the way go.
Dear Funny Hat Crusader,
I don't know about the funny hats. It's all easy for you to say that's the answer. But, once the funny hat is off, and my hair is beyond funny, well, then, when I'm supposed to look composed and poxless and I look like a moran, then...what will I do?
Awaiting your answer,
Hatless, horrible haired person in the US of A.
Dear Campaigner for the llama and sheep farmers of the world,
Do I have to go to battle if I don't believe the same as someone else? And if I go to battle do I have to use weapons? Can I use bags of Fritos or fuzzy slippers?
And about the burka's, must they be worn in summer? If so, do they make them with built in fans?
I don't know, this funny hat thread has uncovered many questions and deep feelings. I think I shall have to go think about it. I'm taking chocolate. And salty snacks. Then I shall have poxies on the face and will retain water and I will be happy to wear a burka.
PS Is there a burka catalogue?
I shouldn't post comments when I am this tired. Forgive, it's a good idea, no matter what religion.
well maybe forgo the battle royales and yes that is a good idea, make a bean dip take out some sour cream and salsa and let everybody sit around and dip doritos to their hearts content. When we are too swollen up from the salt and it is too uncomfortable to move there will be no violence unless the beans start formenting.
Burkas are best worn in the summer...no need for anything else!
Fermenting beans? Oh my. A war of a different kind. My son had a fermentation the other day when I was with them--I posted it yesterday. He said, "I'm sorry, Sharee, about the seat. I didn't know you would feel the vibration."
So, even with war there are apologies. So bean dip could heal wounds, and feed the people and sponsor apologies. I can just hear the sword swinging, flea infested bearded infidel. "So sorry, about the bean dip."
NOTHING UNDER THE BURKAS? Oh, my. I'm afraid I could never leave the house. What if a stiff wind occurred. Pardon the pun.
If we are all letting go blasts of fermenting beans we might be holding our noses. Who can fight then? Peace through beans.
The new anti-war slogan.
Pass the beans and the burka. I used to own a very swank puple striped silk one a looong time ago. I wore nothing underneath and highly reccomend this. sarongs are also good equalizing apparel.
PS...I though you'd got a new hairstyle.
Engarde! Touche! Ole!
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